I am a deeply sarcastic caffeine addict. I read, I write, I think too much. I ride horses, and fly planes. I own a 1965 Chevrolet El Camino. I have a tendency to overextend metaphors and abuse commas. My life is boring. Stop gawking at my profile and go read some fic, listen to a fanmix. If you’ve found me, that’s probably what you’re here for. Now go on, shoo!